Dividend: A Examination of the ‘More’ Impulse

Thursday, Oct. 25th
Poleng Lounge
10p-2a
$5

Eskmo (Native State/Cyberfunk)
EPROM (Nexus)
Comma (Slidecamp)

Live painting by March Scheff

*** For Immediate Release***

False Profit, LLC has just released the results of a four-year study entitled, “Inner Ear Neural Linkage to the ‘More’ Impulse”, which challenges the widely held belief that people desire money.

The study revealed that the ‘More’ impulse—commonly deployed by economic behaviorist models to account for people’s apparent desire for profit—is actually the result of rapid neuron firings in the inner ear that are identical to the auditory systems’ response to Bass.

“Human physiology is remarkable,” noted Sara Kremer, an Advanced Auditory Systems Specialist at False Profit, LLC. “The ‘More’ impulse, which for centuries has been misdirected toward profit, responds almost immediately to large doses of Bass. And the test subjects just want more. For ethical reasons, we are continuing the study in perpetuity.”

False Profit, LLC has invited everyone to participate in their continuing study of the ‘More’ impulse at the Poleng Lounge, this coming Thursday, Oct 25th. There is no placebo group.