it's ON: false-profit.com/dividend/

Dividend: Revalued

The appraisers appraised and the hell raisers raised (the starry roof!) and the official commentary* is in: this weekend was in fact PRICELESS.

As is human nature and good business sense, however, every commodity must at some point be given a price tag. Robert Redford bought some Demi Moore action for $1M, Bush bought Iraq for $299.99 B** (or maybe that's just the downpayment), and for just $5 you can buy yourself a ticket to the coolest afterparty for the hottest (literally) party of the summer.

Now it's true that we can't actually put a price on last weekend. And it's also true that we can't recreate that party, especially within the city. But what we can do is amass a bunch of those friends you met but then lost contact with last weekend, bring back some of the huge talent from both stages, top that off with a touch of new selector flavor, and drop the whole bowlful of booming bass on your ass. All within a few miles of your home sweet home.

*See: falseprofit.tribe.net/
**costofwar.com/

Dividend is this Thursday. Rockin the river rapid tubes:

* Welder (aka Eskmo) [Eskmo.com / Cyberset.cc] in a special night-opening set. (get there early!)
* Mozaic [Troubled Youth / 13moontribe]

and introducing a new bright blip on the False Profit radar:

* Breakbeat Buddha [breakbeatbuddha.com]

Cross the little red bridge at 460 Haight St. Your slice of sonic pie will be waiting...

Dividend
Thursday 7/27
10p-2a
Nickie's BBQ - 460 Haight St.