http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e?format=rss Tribe.net. Local Connections http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#32f23848-8f40-4501-8eeb-73e625c4b6fc God damn you false profiteers know how to do it up right. Still basking in the afterglow :) Mon, 17 Sep 2007 19:33:52 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#32f23848-8f40-4501-8eeb-73e625c4b6fc $item.owner.firstName 2007-09-17T19:33:52Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#d2c7cb57-ea59-45d3-a4b8-9c80e08e6caf i wise soul once told me that the past tense of FOMO is FIMO... ...and that's how i feel right about now! Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:26:02 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#d2c7cb57-ea59-45d3-a4b8-9c80e08e6caf bassben 2007-09-17T10:26:02Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#45c5868c-6ee6-45e8-903a-c8c23e82d6a0 That was an awesome night. You guys throw great events. Sun, 16 Sep 2007 19:18:49 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#45c5868c-6ee6-45e8-903a-c8c23e82d6a0 Sia 2007-09-16T19:18:49Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#9920be19-27e0-4921-b95c-6cd2365650a0 Come to Avant and you shall see 'torn' - Gently torn asunder by the geniuses directing your audiform experience. My skin is tingling as I listen to Kelpe right now... And I heard rumors of strawberries? I might look silly groovin with berry all over my face, but sometimes one is left with little choice. Cleaning up would mean 10 seconds less dancefloor time. Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:11:05 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#9920be19-27e0-4921-b95c-6cd2365650a0 C 2007-09-13T23:11:05Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#b691b23a-17e6-4a37-aeda-3d4ee427b1b1 We are sorry to announce that Bluetech had to cancel. However, we are very excited to announce that Rena Jones will now be playing. Rena is all kinds of awesome. http://myspace.com/rena Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:37:07 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#b691b23a-17e6-4a37-aeda-3d4ee427b1b1 $item.owner.firstName 2007-09-11T03:37:07Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#0c25afe3-fc91-42c7-8ac5-1b701e02dc64 Hell Yeah B! I opened with Chuck Love for Mark Farina last night at Kelly's Mission Rock, 2nd Sunday. It was the freshest. :) I'll def come to your party. Hit me phone style. I have questions. :) Mon, 10 Sep 2007 16:22:53 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#0c25afe3-fc91-42c7-8ac5-1b701e02dc64 Bubbles 2007-09-10T16:22:53Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#38f04cb2-d542-429c-bdac-56b50ce5d773 damn damn damn i am so torn chillits damn damn damn Mon, 10 Sep 2007 03:48:37 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#38f04cb2-d542-429c-bdac-56b50ce5d773 domini 2007-09-10T03:48:37Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#320b9680-3be5-4e52-a913-3e32ad1be397 oooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! I am soooooooo very excited. This line up is right up my alley.. Yay! any chance to book a future Avant with Alka, Murya, Ruxpin, Isan, and Plat? ;-) Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:44:49 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#320b9680-3be5-4e52-a913-3e32ad1be397 ·~*LVX*~· 2007-09-10T01:44:49Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#a8f06721-0793-47e8-a369-c4d9e030590e our team doctor told us we are compulsive. but when we asked about a cure she ignored us and asked when our next party was. Sun, 09 Sep 2007 21:52:12 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#a8f06721-0793-47e8-a369-c4d9e030590e $item.owner.firstName 2007-09-09T21:52:12Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#5e0371a9-4c22-44fd-8aad-dc899b1b4cac pretty much, ya'll have fucked up my plans to stay put and keep focused in my studio in portland. god damn you and your parties that make the rest of the world seem suddenly unimportant. why do you always have to have such disgustingly sickening taste in music?? sheesh. honest-SLAY. Sat, 08 Sep 2007 04:07:44 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#5e0371a9-4c22-44fd-8aad-dc899b1b4cac Shira 2007-09-08T04:07:44Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#b12959f2-ede5-48e3-83ec-c3fbf1cfb13b this is gonna be off the chain! i can't wait! thanks y'all! Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:45:36 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#b12959f2-ede5-48e3-83ec-c3fbf1cfb13b comma 2007-09-06T01:45:36Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#89a72e6a-b28a-4a28-a7cd-8971a6adfe0c Looks like a lovely night :( sadly as a couple of ya know, I'll be away that weekend best wishes with it! b Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:45:54 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#89a72e6a-b28a-4a28-a7cd-8971a6adfe0c Eskmo / Welder 2007-08-28T08:45:54Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#94b5dc0e-b583-4c75-9e8d-a64d6a0c88f9 we totally win. here's some linkage in case you're unfamiliar with some of the names on that there line-up... Kelpe (DC Recordings): Manchester, UK http://www.myspace.com/kelpemusic edIT (Alpha Pup, The Glitch Mob): Los Angeles http://www.myspace.com/edit Bluetech (Aleph Zero/Native State): Portland http://www.bluetechonline.com/ Shen (Native State, GSC): Toronto, Canada http://shenism.com/ Deru (Merck Records): Los Angeles http://www.myspace.com/iamderu Tycho (Ghostly International): San Francisco http://www.myspace.com/tycho RaNDom (Celestial Dragon, Native State): Tokyo, Japan http://www.myspace.com/rndcrw Nalepa (Native State): Los Angeles http://www.myspace.com/nalepa Kelpe (DC Recordings): Manchester, UK http://www.myspace.com/kelpemusic edIT (Alpha Pup, The Glitch Mob): Los Angeles http://www.myspace.com/edit Bluetech (Aleph Zero/Native State): Portland http://www.bluetechonline.com/ Shen (Native State, GSC): Toronto, Canada http://shenism.com/ Deru (Merck Records): Los Angeles http://www.myspace.com/iamderu Tycho (Ghostly International): San Francisco http://www.myspace.com/tycho RaNDom (Celestial Dragon, Native State): Tokyo, Japan http://www.myspace.com/rndcrw Nalepa (Native State): Los Angeles http://www.myspace.com/nalepa Dr. Toast (False Profit): San Francisco http://www.myspace.com/drtoastmusic Anasia (3WS, The Glitch Mob): San Francisco http://www.myspace.com/ana_sia Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:59:44 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#94b5dc0e-b583-4c75-9e8d-a64d6a0c88f9 orange 2007-08-22T20:59:44Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#1b6e25a8-78d9-426a-9f79-bc38890fa126 yes, shen is out of control. thick, moist and chunky basslines in the down to midtempo range. bluetech and shen back to back in the morning at emrgnsee blew me away in june. musical highlight of my summer for sure. Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:05:23 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#1b6e25a8-78d9-426a-9f79-bc38890fa126 dr. trix 2007-08-22T20:05:23Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#6ba9da62-4a66-4bca-bb3c-10865f18d1ec Let's play Jeopardy! "I'll take 'Addictions' for $400, Alex" "The answer is: Shen" <buzzer sounds> "What is that crazy shit I always play on repeat?" "That is correct." We win. Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:15:56 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#6ba9da62-4a66-4bca-bb3c-10865f18d1ec $item.owner.firstName 2007-08-22T02:15:56Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#488481a3-a7aa-48a7-ac88-141db63e0f32 this whole lineup has me jumping with all sorts of emotions (joy, excitement, awe, ya know....) i love you false profit! :) Wed, 22 Aug 2007 01:38:04 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#488481a3-a7aa-48a7-ac88-141db63e0f32 Cerrithwen 2007-08-22T01:38:04Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#c1515580-2c22-416a-aeb3-2c09666113e3 kelpe is the whole reason that this party is happening. he is out of control spectacular. much love to the symbiosis crew for being open to sharing him for a little fp-local sneak preview of him blowing shit up in the woods with them the next weekend. Wed, 22 Aug 2007 01:18:46 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#c1515580-2c22-416a-aeb3-2c09666113e3 dr. trix 2007-08-22T01:18:46Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#c59d3298-677d-46e0-ae80-97b1f21bfdfb Quick word: The whole lineup is spectacular (Shen? Hello!) but on the subject of Kelpe- if you haven't checked out his music yet, do yourself a favor and do so...now. His "Sea Inside Body" album changed my life pretty much. He's the main reason I'm involved with this event (good thing the whole thing's gonna be dope, haha) and it's a thrill to have him in the US for the first time. Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:35:43 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#c59d3298-677d-46e0-ae80-97b1f21bfdfb mozaic 2007-08-21T23:35:43Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#796fa123-4c3a-4cb1-9c5c-537f2f70842a So psyched for this one! It's going to be great to hear some new sounds on this tip. Don't miss it! Tue, 21 Aug 2007 22:42:16 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#796fa123-4c3a-4cb1-9c5c-537f2f70842a JD 2007-08-21T22:42:16Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#5a753b9b-8deb-4b2a-90c2-a4de02fd3bd8 if only i lived just a liiiiittle bit closer... :( looks awesome guys. nice choices. Tue, 21 Aug 2007 22:24:21 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#5a753b9b-8deb-4b2a-90c2-a4de02fd3bd8 The Phat Conductor 2007-08-21T22:24:21Z http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#242bfb97-bea0-4b76-856b-f696e043a583 False Profit presents...Avant A Pre-Symbiosis Gathering Event Saturday, September 15th SomArts Cultural Center 394 Brannan St, SF $12 presales; $15 before midnight; $20 after 10:30pm-6am www.inticketing.com/evinfo.php Kelpe (DC Recordings): Manchester, UK edIT (Alpha Pup, The Glitch Mob): Los Angeles as part of his Certified Air Raid Material Tour Bluetech (Aleph Zero/Native State): Portland SHEN (Native State, GSC): Toronto, Canada deru (Merck Records): Los Angeles Tycho (Ghostly International): San Francisco RaNDom (Celestial Dragon, Native State): Tokyo, Japan Nalepa (Native State): Los Angeles Dr. Toast (False Profit): San Francisco Anasia (3WS, The Glitch Mob): San Francisco Fully Permitted Bar Chai, Delectable Treats, Breakfast Snacks Indoor/Outdoor Spaces *** For Immediate Release *** San Francisco - Neurochemists at the Center for Applied Vibes—a division of False Profit, LLC—have just announced the discovery of a new element. They are calling it, Avant. Unlike any other element on the periodic table, Avant has no atomic mass, which places it first on the table, above hydrogen. “We were baffled because we couldn’t see it,” said Calli Beck, Director of Intimate Observation. “But of course we couldn’t see it. It’s weightless. Avant is not observable. It’s sensational.” Avant was discovered when several different pleasures were smashed together at high speeds in False Profit’s giant Circular Joy Collider. The company was tight-lipped about which Joys were utilized, however, every scientist I talked to appeared to have chocolate smudges on their lips and berry stains on their lab coats. There were also several empty bottles of wine strewn about the lab. And they were all humming pleasurable music rarely heard in San Francisco. What also sets Avant apart from other newly discovered elements is that it is useful. “I stayed up all night studying Avant, and I feel wonderful,” said Director of Chill Studies, Andrea Brooks. “It’s not anything like Einsteinium or Californium, which are highly radioactive and tend to make you groggy.” False Profit revealed that they’ve been trying to produce this new element for several years now, but when asked what changed for them, VP of Recreational Therapy, Nevada Valentine had only this to say: “We were on the verge of discovery when a Senior Vibrational Analyst from Symbiosis Labs phoned us with a critical piece of information.” Valentine called that critical information a “trade secret”. No one at Symbiosis was available for comment because they are all busy tweaking their signature product, the Symbiosis Gathering—set for release on September 20-24 at their headquarters in Northern California. The weekend before, on Saturday, September 15th at the SomArts Center in San Francisco, Avant, the newest element to the periodic table will be unveiled. False Profit reminds all investors that Avant cannot actually be seen, only experienced. Tue, 21 Aug 2007 22:03:14 GMT http://falseprofit.tribe.net/thread/52e96be9-e8ba-4bd2-8ac3-c42676d66a9e#242bfb97-bea0-4b76-856b-f696e043a583 $item.owner.firstName 2007-08-21T22:03:14Z