Coming on the heels of Priceless - where False Profit, LLC successfully
saturated the market with both High and Low End necessities - the
investor-friendly company is preparing investors for yet another market
bomb. Teaming up with Missing Piece, False Profit, LLC is diversifying its
assets in order to bring investors a Dividend of both Bass and Fashion.

--> Benchun (false profit)
--> Neptune (beatchurch)
--> F*kir (elderfae.net)

"When you provide investors with the Bass Frequencies of benchun, Neptune
and F'kir, they applaud," noted False Profit, LLC, Market Analyst Amy
LeBlanc. "But when you add three designers as well as three poets, they invest everything they've
got."

Designers
--> Kayo
--> Steven Lai
--> Miranda Caroligne

Spoken word poets
--> Jennifer Fox Bennet
--> David Behnken
--> Mandeep Sethi

The last time False Profit and Missing Piece worked together they produced
the critically acclaimed "Alchemy", which was so unorthodox that there
were whispers of collusion charges inside the Securities and Exchange
Commission (SEC). The SEC was unavailable for comment about the upcoming
Dividend, but considering that it will only be good for investors, it is
unlikely that the Commission will investigate.

Fashion show - Ekphrasis - begins at 10:30!
Poleng Lounge. 1751 Fulton Street @ Masonic
$5-$15 donation
July 26