Hola Campers,

To begin, a short list, titled "A List of People Excited About Priceless"
1. Me
2. You
3. Everyone

Okay, on to business. This will be the final note to all of you unless, god forbid, the whole damn area catches on fire and we need to postpone the event (hey, you in the back, stop laughing! that isn't funny!). Thanks in advance for taking the time to read through this and forward this on to anyone you sold a ticket to or bought a ticket for. Getting this information to you goes a long way towards making thing run smoothly up in Belden. Also, be sure to check the packing list at the bottom of this email. Okay, let's get into it.

Short things:

* The gates will open at 5pm on Friday and we'll need everyone to be gone by 3pm on Sunday.
* Priceless is a Leave No Trace event. Please plan on packing out ALL of your trash and recycling.
* When you arrive, please be patient with our Arrivals Team/Gate Staff. They're doing the best they can and are working to get you checked in as quickly as possible. Please listen to and respect their instructions. Thanks.
* Parking will be at a premium, please park tightly and where instructed. You will not be able to park where you camp, but we will let you drop stuff at a convenient location. Remember, there is a required $25/car permit fee.
* Let's hope none of you need this info, but...If there are any medical emergencies, we have professional medics available 24 hours a day at the tent marked MARS.
* Please, please, please keep your clothes on and your booze discreet. This is very important. We like drunkandnaked too, but this kind of behavior puts the entire event in jeopardy. If you're planning on drinking, bring plenty of reusable plastic cups. Travel mugs work well, have tops, and keep your bevvy cool.
* There will be a communal eating area by the lodge with grills and picnic tables set up to encourage less isolation in the camp grounds and more community in the town center.
* Also, we're thrilled to announce that for the first time, Priceless will have a food vendor! Please support Ti Couz who will be serving up for sweet and savory crepes on Saturday outside the Lodge. You are highly encouraged to BYO plates, cups, and utensils to use at the food booth.
* And don't forget about brunch! We'll have stuff ready for you around 9:30 on Sunday near the mainstage. BYO plates, cups, utensils!!!
* SEUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Which side do you butter your bread on??? Better decide quick. 6-8pm, Saturday at the main stage.
* As a reminder, there only ten spots available for the flame tree workshop. To secure your spot before Priceless, contact brett [at] false-profit [dot] com. Price of the class is $30 for materials and can be paid beforehand or on-site. The workshop will happen on Saturday from 2pm to 4pm with a fire ceremony on the beach after Seusstime.

And now a few slightly longer ones:

Passenger Van
* We've found a last minute passenger van going to Priceless Friday evening, returning Sunday evening.
* Round trip $35/person.
* If you're looking for a ride, call Geoff at (415) 794-0429 or email geoff [at] onepathoutdooradventures [dot] com

Tubing safety
* You must wear river shoes when tubing. Bring them with you if you plan to tube.
* Do not cross highway to start tubing.
* Please keep your feet up and out of the water while tubing.
* Exit river at safe areas marked by signs.

Fire spinning
* All fire performers must pre-register with Naomi by emailing safety.pricless@false-profit.com.
* Due to high fire danger fire performance is only allowed directly in front of lodge for performers who have pre-registered. Fire performances will be at 10 pm Friday night and 10 pm Saturday night. Safety will be present at this time.
* Fire performers be sober and have safety present at all times when lighting up

Packing
* Bring your friggin' tickets! The event is SOLD OUT and if you do not bring your tickets, there's nothing we can do to get you in.
* Guests picking up secondhand will-call tickets (say, you bought a ticket from someone else) will need a photocopy of original customer's driver's license and note from them. Yes, we're serious about this and yes it's for your own good.
* Please *bring your own trash bags* and make sure you plan to pack out everything you're bringing in.
* Bring percussion instruments for percussion workshop at 2 PM Saturday, and sunset open jam at 8:30 PM Saturday evening. (But please don't bring your percussion instruments to the dancefloor or beach when DJs are playing...thanks!)
* The False Profit Semi-Arbitrary Guide to Buying Food and Gear is posted on Tribe at tinyurl.com/4y8q6f and on our website at priceless.false-profit.com/sust...ing/. Please check it for a list of stores to consider when stocking up for the weekend!
* Don't forget to inflate your tires for better gas mileage!
* You'll want to bring some cash for the parking pass and for the food vendor.
* Your sweater, it'll be cool at night.
* Your floatie toys. 'Nuff said.
* Plastic cup to keep your alcoholic beverage in.
* Swimsuit, of course.

Okay. After this, you're on your own. Except, of course, for all those other people coming to Priceless. And except for priceless.false-profit.com. And falseprofit.tribe.net/. Okay, fine, you're not on your own at all.

Once again, we can't tell you all how excited we are for this weekend and how glad we are that you're spending it with us.

SEE Y'ALL IN BELDEN!

Priceless Team and False Profit LLC
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