False Profit Records proudly presents…
Dr. Toast’s “The Wave Function” CD Release Party
Thursday, March 27th
@ Poleng Lounge (1751 Fulton at Masonic)
$5 / $10 with CD
Dr. Toast (False Profit)
Welder (Native State/Cyberfunk)
Mr. Projectile (Semisexual)
F’kir (Elderfae.net) Thursday, March 27th, 10pm - 2am
Listen to a preview: www.last.fm/music/Dr.+To...Wave+Function
False Profit Records: records.false-profit.com
Dr. Toast on Facebook: www.facebook.com/pages/Dr-...0662747580
Dr. Toast's Amazing World of Toast: www.drtoast.com
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
San Francisco — Investors hopped excitedly on the trading floor yesterday at Equity when False Profit Records announced the release of Dr. Toast’s new downtempo album, The Wave Function. Many economists, in turn, are now predicting the end of the recession threat.
“We are seeing a massive boost to the Bass industry that’s rippling through the other sectors of the economy,” said Galit Sorokin, Director of Trend Strategies at the newly-formed False Profit Records subsidiary of False Profit, LLC.
“We’re just happy to be riding the wave,” said an anonymous source inside the Treasury Department. “We never knew that a skronked-up bassline on a blissed-out beat could do so much.” Music, it appears, has done what the Federal Reserve could not. “Cutting interest rates just isn’t as stimulating as cutting up the crossfader,” said Chairman Ben Bernanke.
False Profit, LLC has invited all of its investors to the Poleng Lounge on Thursday, March 27th for a night of downtempo music from Dr. Toast, Welder, Mr. Projectile and F’kir. Celebrate Dr. Toast’s new album and the new False Profit Records label with food, drinks, and great music. Trading floor passes are just $5, or $10 with a copy of the shiny new CD that stopped the recession!
Dr. Toast’s “The Wave Function” CD Release Party
Thursday, March 27th
@ Poleng Lounge (1751 Fulton at Masonic)
$5 / $10 with CD
Dr. Toast (False Profit)
Welder (Native State/Cyberfunk)
Mr. Projectile (Semisexual)
F’kir (Elderfae.net) Thursday, March 27th, 10pm - 2am
Listen to a preview: www.last.fm/music/Dr.+To...Wave+Function
False Profit Records: records.false-profit.com
Dr. Toast on Facebook: www.facebook.com/pages/Dr-...0662747580
Dr. Toast's Amazing World of Toast: www.drtoast.com
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
San Francisco — Investors hopped excitedly on the trading floor yesterday at Equity when False Profit Records announced the release of Dr. Toast’s new downtempo album, The Wave Function. Many economists, in turn, are now predicting the end of the recession threat.
“We are seeing a massive boost to the Bass industry that’s rippling through the other sectors of the economy,” said Galit Sorokin, Director of Trend Strategies at the newly-formed False Profit Records subsidiary of False Profit, LLC.
“We’re just happy to be riding the wave,” said an anonymous source inside the Treasury Department. “We never knew that a skronked-up bassline on a blissed-out beat could do so much.” Music, it appears, has done what the Federal Reserve could not. “Cutting interest rates just isn’t as stimulating as cutting up the crossfader,” said Chairman Ben Bernanke.
False Profit, LLC has invited all of its investors to the Poleng Lounge on Thursday, March 27th for a night of downtempo music from Dr. Toast, Welder, Mr. Projectile and F’kir. Celebrate Dr. Toast’s new album and the new False Profit Records label with food, drinks, and great music. Trading floor passes are just $5, or $10 with a copy of the shiny new CD that stopped the recession!
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Re: Dr. Toast's CD Release Party w/ Welder, Mr. Projectile, & F'kir
Fri, March 21, 2008 - 11:37 AMToast I'm really hoping you can make my wave function again.
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skronk and bliss
Fri, March 21, 2008 - 11:57 AM...and people said they could never be mixed.
way to find a niche, toast.
but with great power comes great responsibility: careful how you wrangle them--it's a precarious balance...
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Re: Dr. Toast's CD Release Party w/ Welder, Mr. Projectile, & F'kir
Fri, March 21, 2008 - 4:54 PMdr toast is my hot hot sex
(the wave function is where i'd like you to touch)
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Re: Dr. Toast's CD Release Party w/ Welder, Mr. Projectile, & F'kir
Tue, March 25, 2008 - 1:00 PMfor the "fools" that "just don't know," Dr. Toast's music will bliss you out like the bass-riddled lounge hop that it is...
it will start your engine like the intergalactic jet fuel that your soul is aching for...
it will rub your belly and pat your head and in the morning it will you cook you breakfast: a perfectly cooked goat cheese and shallot omelette, with fresh rosemary from the garden and some mean potatoes...a slice of cantaloupe on the side, and a tall glass of fresh skronk with a twist of bliss...
YOU GUYS WOULD BE CRAZY TO MISS THIS.
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Re: Dr. Toast's CD Release Party w/ Welder, Mr. Projectile, & F'kir
Tue, March 25, 2008 - 1:35 PMso looking forward to seeing all your lovely faces and finally putting my newest music in your hands (not just your ears!) it's been a long road since "oz so late" but i think y'all will be quite happy with where i ended up :)
oh, and did i mention i'm also releasing a download-only EP along with the album? it's four tracks of somewhat harder-edged beats than what's on "the wave function"... but still with the right amount of bliss factor dialed in. you can pick it up now at the new false profit records minisite at addictech - falseprofit.addictech.com !
thanks, and see you all on thursday! -
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Re: Dr. Toast's CD Release Party w/ Welder, Mr. Projectile, & F'kir
Tue, March 25, 2008 - 3:52 PMi am v. v. v. v. v. v. v. sorry that i am going to miss it.
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Re: Dr. Toast's CD Release Party w/ Welder, Mr. Projectile, & F'kir
Tue, March 25, 2008 - 8:22 PMI am there. I am bringing my ears.
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Re: Dr. Toast's CD Release Party w/ Welder, Mr. Projectile, & F'kir
Thu, March 27, 2008 - 1:16 PMWake up. Every index on the board is spiking right now, values jumping off the page like VU meters when the bass hits. Key indicators are stars lighting up in supernova. Traders are shouting their orders, asking for extra peanut sauce, feeling the flow as deals coalesce all around the dance floor. A rising tide of melody lifts all boats into a frenzy, irrational exuberance abounding on the trans-financial seas of change. It's the False Profit Records release party for The Wave Function, the new full-length album from Dr. Toast. -
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Re: Dr. Toast's CD Release Party w/ Welder, Mr. Projectile, & F'kir
Thu, March 27, 2008 - 4:56 PMhe got so excited when he heard about this baroo returned home....
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