False Profit LLC and Partners Totally Blow Up Spot

SAN FRANCISCO -- Investor confidence is on the rise this month,
following reports that the Consumer Bass Index is projected to hit a
record high. According to Low-End Analyst Sam Pearlman "we expect the
CBI to plateau sometime shortly after midnight on Thursday February 22
-- probably somewhere near 6th and Market in San Francisco. Activities
in the bass sector by False Profit LLC seem to be driving this trend."

In a note to investors, False Profit VP of Muffin-Hop Jim Reynolds wrote
"False Profit's recent acquisition of Jay Oberhelman [nasdaq: OBI-J;
47.23, +18.3%] and our strategic partnership with djunya and DJ Scout
have created an unusual opportunity for rhythmic mayhem." When reached
for further comment, Reynolds remarked "this shit's gonna be so spiritual."

This month's Bass Index peak is expected to produce an extremely robust
Dividend for savvy investors. On the news, Pearlman reiterated his "buy"
rating on FP stock, adding "WOMP WOMP WOMP!"

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False Profit Presents: Dividend

here's the meat:

Date: Thursday, February 22nd
Location: Anu
Address: 43 6th Street, SF
Time: 10:00pm - 2:00am

and here are the potatoes:

djunya
(Narco.Hz , Dubscouts)
dub, dubstep, 2step, roots music, downtempo

DJ scout
(Koinonea, FnF, bianca)
dub, dubstep, broken and global beats

obi-J
(False Profit, DownLow, Pronoia)
breaks, glitch, dubstep, midtempo

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