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    <title>FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - False Profit - tribe.net</title>
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      <title>Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE</title>
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      <description>The Consumer Bass Index continues to rise, possibly due to school-age children (and, more importantly, their teachers) being on vacation this week...</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 16:03:21 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>benchun</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-02-22T16:03:21Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE</title>
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      <description>The Consume Bass Index continues to rise, possibly due to school-age children (and, more importantly, their teachers) being on vacation this week...</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 16:02:36 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>benchun</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-02-22T16:02:36Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE</title>
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      <description>burning down the exchange, one trader at a time.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 23:49:45 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2007-02-21T23:49:45Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE</title>
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      <description>heheheheheh&#xD;
&#xD;
lol---&#xD;
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good to see you FP peeps at the Warehouse party on Sat----&#xD;
&#xD;
That was a fun party-&#xD;
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lot of freaks---</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 23:25:49 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-02-21T23:25:49Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE</title>
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      <description>"alse profit is the new lady.leblanc"&#xD;
&#xD;
as if.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 23:08:21 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>.lady.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-02-21T23:08:21Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE</title>
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      <description>with stocks this hot&#xD;
who could deny it...&#xD;
false profit is the new lady.leblanc</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 22:57:37 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>dr. trix</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-02-21T22:57:37Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE</title>
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      <description>without the initial VC funding of amy.leblanc i would surely just be another failed start-up.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 22:56:30 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Obi-J</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-02-21T22:56:30Z</dc:date>
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      <title>re: this weekend's gonna destroy us all, AND WE'RE GONNA LIKE IT.</title>
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      <description>considering the truth in the above statement, i project that the GCH ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gross_national_happiness ) of the greater FP community and related entities will increase dramatically before monday morning due to all of the weekend input into the relative GCH indicators, starting with Thursday's increased CBI, affecting smile consumption and number of bounces produced, and thus i support the "buy" rating of FP stock. &#xD;
&#xD;
it's so hot right now.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 21:48:39 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>.lady.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-02-21T21:48:39Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE</title>
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      <description>jay is the new black.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:25:15 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>$item.owner.firstName</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-02-21T08:25:15Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE</title>
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      <description>yeah, obi-j did some of his best work during his amy.leblanc years.&#xD;
&#xD;
this weekend's gonna destroy us all, AND WE'RE GONNA LIKE IT.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 19:08:19 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>orange</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-02-20T19:08:19Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE</title>
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      <description>someone forgot part of jay's parentheticals. it should read:&#xD;
&#xD;
obi-J&#xD;
(False Profit, DownLow, Pronoia, amy.leblanc) &#xD;
&#xD;
he was mine first.  ;)&#xD;
&#xD;
thursday is the new black.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 18:08:40 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>.lady.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-02-20T18:08:40Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE</title>
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      <description>awwwwwwwww godamn------does this freakin town ever chill out and rest ;)?&#xD;
&#xD;
;)&#xD;
&#xD;
my weekend started thursday and ended monday am around 7am.  &#xD;
&#xD;
I know I know not right.....Not right!~&#xD;
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I am always down to support FP and especailly Jay------ :)&#xD;
&#xD;
Respect!~</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:31:57 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-02-20T11:31:57Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE</title>
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      <description>oh... Ohh... OHhhhh... OHhHhHhhHH!&#xD;
&#xD;
&#xD;
what does rhythmic mayhem do to YOUR bass sector?</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:47:48 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>stephanie</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-02-20T06:47:48Z</dc:date>
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      <title>FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE</title>
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      <description>False Profit LLC and Partners Totally Blow Up Spot&#xD;
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SAN FRANCISCO -- Investor confidence is on the rise this month,&#xD;
following reports that the Consumer Bass Index is projected to hit a&#xD;
record high. According to Low-End Analyst Sam Pearlman "we expect the&#xD;
CBI to plateau sometime shortly after midnight on Thursday February 22&#xD;
-- probably somewhere near 6th and Market in San Francisco. Activities&#xD;
in the bass sector by False Profit LLC seem to be driving this trend."&#xD;
&#xD;
In a note to investors, False Profit VP of Muffin-Hop Jim Reynolds wrote&#xD;
"False Profit's recent acquisition of Jay Oberhelman [nasdaq: OBI-J;&#xD;
47.23, +18.3%] and our strategic partnership with djunya and DJ Scout&#xD;
have created an unusual opportunity for rhythmic mayhem." When reached&#xD;
for further comment, Reynolds remarked "this shit's gonna be so spiritual."&#xD;
&#xD;
This month's Bass Index peak is expected to produce an extremely robust&#xD;
Dividend for savvy investors. On the news, Pearlman reiterated his "buy"&#xD;
rating on FP stock, adding "WOMP WOMP WOMP!"&#xD;
&#xD;
----&#xD;
&#xD;
False Profit Presents: Dividend&#xD;
&#xD;
here's the meat:&#xD;
&#xD;
Date: Thursday, February 22nd&#xD;
Location: Anu&#xD;
Address: 43 6th Street, SF&#xD;
Time: 10:00pm - 2:00am&#xD;
&#xD;
and here are the potatoes:&#xD;
&#xD;
djunya&#xD;
(Narco.Hz , Dubscouts)&#xD;
dub, dubstep, 2step, roots music, downtempo&#xD;
&#xD;
DJ scout&#xD;
(Koinonea, FnF, bianca)&#xD;
dub, dubstep, broken and global beats&#xD;
&#xD;
obi-J&#xD;
(False Profit, DownLow, Pronoia)&#xD;
breaks, glitch, dubstep, midtempo&#xD;
&#xD;
&amp;amp;lt;&amp;amp;lt;&amp;amp;lt;KABOOM!&gt;&gt;&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2007 23:20:59 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Sara</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-02-16T23:20:59Z</dc:date>
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