Priceless
July 4-6, 2008
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**Tickets on sale May 5th**

Bold corporate strategies have always defined False Profit, LLC, and this summer promises more of the same.

Beginning on July 4th, 2008, in Belden Town, CA, False Profit, LLC will simultaneously leverage all four of the classic elements—Fire, Water, Earth, and Air—for its investors in a move that can only be called PRICELESS.

The Sound System will leverage Air for bass transmissions to shareholders who—if current Bass Index trends hold—will respond with frenzied activity upon Earth. The Hydrogen Economy, a project of False Profit Labs, will employ Fire to burst market bubbles and investors will earn Relax Credits in the Water of the Feather River.

Shareholders still enjoying dividends gained from past PRICELESS campouts are already clamoring for this year’s shares.

In addition to capitalizing on Water, Fire, Earth and Air, False Profit, LLC will also embark on an highly-ambitious Life Quality Assurance audit to leverage the oft-neglected, but equally important, fifth element: Independence.

This will be a challenge, even for False Profit’s state-of-the-art Element Diagnostic Machines.

Market analysts estimate that damage done to Independence by corporate and government malfeasance will require at minimum several decades of auditing before it can be repaired and fully leveraged by all potential investors.

False Profit, LLC, committed to long-term growth strategies and Independence futures, is beginning the audit immediately, enjoining its corporate partners to do the same.

Already, Life Quality audit at False Profit, LLC expect to recover an additional day of Independence from the weekend for its U.S. investors.

Following the Joy Market Hypothesis, False Profit analysts predict this extra day will be reinvested in PRICELESS resulting in massive Quality of Life gains for all shareholders.

**Tickets on sale May 5th**

There are some things money can buy.
For everything else, there’s False Profit.